Okay,other bad movies that don’t need riffs… Anything with Leslie Nielson from the last 20 years?
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Repossessed?
Okay, the first one is a classic, but when have you seen any Rocky films lately? Have I ever mentioned that I was once at a bar and a guy (and his posse backed him up) claimed to be Dolph Lundgren?
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How can anyone not love III and IV? Don’t I watch them whenever I stumble across them?
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But isn’t the best part in I where he loses? Would that even get made today?
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YOu did? Did he say this?
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Tin Cup?
Are we surprised someone hasn’t remade it? Wouldn’t they change the ending?
Also…
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Do you not even Weird Al?
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What the? I mean, it’s not like he’s some guy in movies we’ve never heard of, he’s kind of well known, right?
You guys know about his Fulbright scholarship, right? Chemical engineering. Crazy world, ours.
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Have you ever read his wikipedia entry?
“He was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983. However, while preparing for the move to Boston, he was spotted in the nightclub he worked at in Sydney and was hired by Grace Jones as a bodyguard, and the two became lovers.”
So because he is a bouncer he falls in with Grace Jones and then ends up in movies because she gets cast in View to a Kill.
There’s another universe where they stay together and have eight staggeringly tall children with the most astonishing cheekbones.
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Isn’t Grace Jones a goddess? Wouldn’t they have made beautiful babies?
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An ankle-grinder?
Whoops, shouldn’t that have been a question?
Have I forgotten how these things work?
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Aren’t vacations just the worst?
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