Oh, I get that all the time. Had the idea you’ve been married a while, this can’t be new?
Oh, at this point it’s a meme–16 years, and didn’t we have 9/11 first, damnit?
16 years really? Me too! Married Apr 1999.
Why does it sound so much like “In the Pines”?
Wasn’t that a nice year?
I must say, that was a good one.
EDIT what was I thinking, nvm that shit about Aug.
Oh holy cow I could get into this, but for the sake of brevity can we say everyone borrowed everything?
(No, Jean, your family did not write Nottingham Town, it was played two hundred years before you were born)
How do I admit that I’ve not been playing this “Question” game very well?
#USE THE FUCKING QUESTION MARKS OKAY?
By placing your faith in a higher power?
Wasn’t it great how I snuck that in right before you?
Did I almost feel guilty for a few, brief, passing seconds?
Probably not?
hah 21 years as of yesterday, why does that make me feel old?
We just hit 7 years in April, but why do I think I’m older than most of you?
Ha-ha, it’s funny because girls like horses, right? Also – lady scientists???
Don’t we all think that?
Do you know you’re the same age as Betty Boo?
Aren’t I the defacto old man, regardless of age, because I still actively code in Perl and wear tweed?