Did this just change or are my eyes wigging out?
Have you had your eyes checked recently?
Well, now, ainât that somethinâ?
Why do you think its 2AM when it is clearly only 10PM?
Also I take it you have not seen the movie Choke?
Had you lost you love of mustard? I donât understand how that can be, isnât mustard the best of all the condiments?
Are you forsaking hot sauces?
Are you one of those weirdos that thinks hot sauce is better than mustard?
Canât we have both? (and why is the BBS refusing to upload my gif?)
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Isnât it now 4:27 am here in Bruges, Belgium, where I am attending to what work claims is work and I think is a vacation? Arenât I sleepless due to a lengthy and quite satisfying nap after my late lunch/early dinner, an unexpected lack of cannabis, my sleep aid of choice, and about nine hours worth of jet lag?
Donât I seldom see movies until they show up on Epix or Netflix? Or has that one and I just missed it? Donât I have the book, and know exactly where it is⌠deep in the slush pile in my living room at home? Isnât it towards the bottom and the pile is growing? Will the dear lady who is feeding my doggy whilst I am away help herself to the pile and give me some hope of reading it sometime in this decade?
Mus-tard, moose-turd? Could this similarity be coincidence?
Itâs not all that good though, is it? Isnât Sam Rockwell generally intolerable, Moon aside? (or is that just me?)
Wouldnât I rather see a film of Lullaby?
Why do I keep reading everything Palahniuk writes, despite the diminishing returns?
Isnât that the worst?
Why do you think itâs 10pm, when it is clearly not yet even 8:00?
#WHATâS WITH THIS WHOLE SPHERICAL PLANET THING, AND WHY ARE YOU ALL ON DIFFERENT PARTS OF IT THAN ME?
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maybe because youâre kinda shouty and, uh, really need a shower?
Donât the enzymes work?
Isnât it? Wasnât it available everywhere the last time I was here? Wasnât it not quite legal, but readily available everywhere? Didnât one of my cow-orkers tell me that they have since had a change of government in the wrong direction, and now you have to know somebody? Donât I have some promised for tomorrow, which does not help me in the wee hours before dawn? Arenât I already in a very peculiar mood anyway, due to yesterdayâs meetings and a certain sense of disconnection and displacement?
Wouldnât I welcome the chance to hook you up? How far is it to Bruges again?