Did you ever want to play questions?

Oh, goodness, did I just have an attack of the vapours?

[fans self vigorously]

Isn’t WTC7 odd? As in its odd contractors built such a shitty building?

Know what they need? Perhaps a shed-builder extraordinaire?

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Did I do this?

(NOTE TO SELF: code up something that enforces repetition in originally repeated elements)
(NOTE TO OTHERS: after Turning Japanese youtuber auto-played I Ran; I should have merged the two.)

The old
Woes new I envy, holds

My. I an end get a babe from
My view things article all his a hand, and
Put a girl like you
Want nothing. So far more I and
I better part. And sun hand, that hypnotize
Me that hypnotize

Is up his part. Let your self the avenue
Otherwise the freedom of eyes, I
Ran beauty still. When through

Windows of kings that hypnotize
Cut from thee that hypnotize is grown, I
Should afterwards burn
The vulgar touch my view, I have
From the kind of thy you; but; their still.
I grant I t conceal’d

Appears a thousand in chapter doth
Worship I t me but why I ran,
Richer and broils root out

Even with auburn the cloud appears
A beam. And no disappearing from my wilfulness.
Thou you as thou desire
You want to give along, or this
Fair, I just ran, I never saw. I t truly
Not by giving away.

But in view; I’m floating I ran, I
Ran dearest view of light with white has
From my view; a girl, I.

Hopefully not required to drive much?

Wouldn’t that at least gotten me an insurance payout?

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Eh, this is it, eh? Two lyrics merged, with a large dose of Shakespeare?

And turning
By thee think I’m floating

In other me turning japanese
Face; I ran, no sex, thou so far away I
Often kiss you from
My view; disappearing from my
View; 'round I’m floating you’ve got. That’s why then
Of them to touch I

Love I ran around me through japanese
You. And they japanese light? Japanese
I just so turning like

A million, I ran mine still turning
Up and checked me through my view things me
Are hazel hearts no
Above your head so turning japanese
Journey sex is moving nearer still
I never so far I

Just I ran, no my I walked along
Over myself night and all wonder
I think. Japanese I

Ran, no sex purging fire my
Around me turning beam once vouchsafe me through;
The vapors I’ve away, till
Far kiss, I’ve. Everyone away.
Look day in color your picture then. Color
Thee fair. Think comes so turning

Night and you; and tawny eyes; meet a
Million love’s from thee, of light? I
Really babe, I asked, no.

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Hey guise, did I just find one of them thar internet tubes?

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Why do people insist on smoking in areas that are specifically designated as ā€˜no smoking or vaping’? Do I need to get all angry and shouty about it?

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Because they are vape-ids?


There“s no point in asking you“ll get no reply
Oh just remember I don“t decide
I got no reason it“s too all much
You“ll always find us out to lunch
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty we“re vapid
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty
A vapid
Don“t ask us to stop smoking “cos we“re not all there
Oh don“t pretend “cos I don“t care
I don“t believe illusions “cos too much is real
So stop you“re cheap comment “cos we know what we feel
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty we“re vapid
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty we“re vapid
Ah but now and we don“t care
There“s no point in asking you“ll get no reply
Oh just remember I don“t decide
I got no reason it“s too all much
You“ll always find me out to lunch
We“re out on lunch
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty we“re vapid
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty we“re vapid
Oh we“re so pretty
Oh so pretty ah
But now and we don“t care
We“re pretty
A pretty vapid
We“re pretty
A pretty vapid
We“re pretty
A pretty vapid
We“re pretty
A pretty vapid
And we don“t care

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Tangentially related: why do people litter? Is it that difficult to find a trash can?

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Do I hear my high schools marching band practicing on this fine afternoon through the window? Hrm… Perhaps I’ll hoof it over and listen?

I don’t want to sound racist, but does my cat think these shorts are too baggy?

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I don’t want to sound racist, but when I fill up my car, there’s a sign right there saying ā€œDo Not Top Offā€, and I totally top off every time. Not that I mean it in a bad way, right?

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I don’t want to sound classist, but should I really be painting my garage?

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I don’t want to sound Islamaphobic, but do I really have to make the bed in a hotel on the day I am leaving?

Are you guys going to make more sense after the second beer?

I don’t want to sound like an Episcopalian, but… no?

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Ever had one of those days where you just said, WTF? I don’t want to sound like a pessimist, but doesn’t an adult beverage sound good about now?

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Don’t mind if I do?

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Could you tell I hadn’t visited the Ice Cube / Scrooge thread yet?

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