Wait, I missed that, he drives a Prius???
Do we have any evidence that he doesnât?
Does his prius have Go Faster stripes like my 1989 Nissan workhorse?? Like scars, donât scratches add character!?
(Is this truck the best vehicle ever manufactured, or is it the best vehicle ever manufactured?)
Doesnât it have glitch art and machine generated poetry on it?
Donât I have twice as many Priuses as I have Escalades?
A Game of Questions?
Questioning the narrative?
Do you want to question boing?
The Passion of the Michael?
The Rabbit Hole?
How To Lose Friends and Irritate People?
The Popes Official Guide to Electronica?
Question authority?
Where have all the questions gone?
Does god have questions for you?
Do you have questions for god?
Toby Young fan?
Can I confess I had forgotten that existed, and thought I was mildly clever for a split second?
Iâm afraid I left my Passion in my Other Pants; and since Iâm working from home today, Iâm not likely to be wearing pants, am I?
Hasnât the problem been resolved now?
But unlike yesterday, arenât I now fighting to stay awake until my usual bedtime? Am I going to beat this jet lag tonight?
And arenât Belgian frites with their most excellent mayonnaise absolutely sublime?
By happy coincidence, hasnât a copy of Choke has magically appeared on my reading tablet? Doesnât the very first page kind of put you off it?
Is anybody else literally right now listening to a 9/11 truther in their lunchroom?
No. Wouldnât you rather be listening to the Miles Davis I am listening to right now?
Ya ever miss talking to people that took Art Bell seriously?
Were you tempted to throw a full can of soda at the personâs head?
#Did I or did I not restrain myself from saying
- Did you know that âto pull a buildingâ in demo-lingo refers to pulling it down with cables, not explosives?
- How can you be such a couple of morons?!?!?
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Didnât I have a problem a couple of hours ago with sheeple at work who canât see the truth of 9/11?
HAVE THEY NOT HEARD OF WTC7?!?!?!?!? Â