Isn’t it made of a substance that presumably fell from space?
Are we back to Star Wars again?
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You don’t think there are worse topics he could fixate on?
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Hey, have you heard the good news about the postapocalypse?
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Are we there yet?
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How do you sleep at night, knowing that you stole Kip Addotta’s intellectual property for a few laughs on The Internet?
Should I know who that is?
If I also drove around town competing with you for sales, would those be stock car races?
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If I bet @daneel b5 that @OtherMichael will win the stock car race against @monkeyoh, will we create a stock market?
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Is it odd that I’m stewing over the possibility?
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Does all that worry amount to a hill of beans?
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What’s all this about stock racing?
I thought rubbing was racing?
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How 'bout that? Why didn’t anyone ever tell me there was a music video for that? Do you know how long ago I heard that on the radio? Would you believe the “abalone/shellfish” line is the only one I can reliably recall? Except I remember something about a blown seal?
And do you know how much $$$ I’ve made by pirating stolen IP? Do we not share the core value that Laffs On The Internet are as free as God-given nocturnal emissions, nearly as fun, and twice as sanitary?
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Would you believe that as a yout I recorded enough Dr. Dimento over the airwaves to arrange and compile 5 volumes on cassette tape?
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While compiling mix tapes, did you ever take advantage of the position between the record and erase heads to produce a mini fade in or out?
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Why don’t you still do that?
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Would you consider me chicken if I said I had to mull that over?
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The meta question is, is it wise to ask? 
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