Did you like The Thick Of It?
Am I a heathen for never having watched a full episode of Dr. Who? Didnât something on the show kind of freak me out when I was a youngster (the only thing I recall now is that it was an episode with Tom Baker), so I never tried it again?
Didnât I just have to make sure youâve all seen this?
And didnât it lead me here?
Isnât fungi awesome!?
Edit: Isnât fungus⌠Arenât fungi⌠Arenât fungus⌠lol
Isnât fungus awesomez?
How could I not? Doesnât it blow Veep out of the water? (although isnât it confusing that the same actors play different roles in In The Loop?
Doctor Stu and Mary too?
Wouldnât @fuzzyfungus probably agree with you?
Didnât my wife, when she was a youngâun, think the show was about âa man in an elevator who saw scary monsters everywhereâ?
Isnât that one of the most succinct encapsulations of Doctor Who evar?
Yup, doesnât that seem like something that would weird-out my five-year-old self?
Strangely enough, the character Maya on Space: 1999 kind of freaked me out when she changed form (I remember she turned into a caterpillar once and someone stuck her in a jar, but did that really happen or was that just my young imagination?), but didnât I watch the show anyway?
om nom nom, salami, chorizo, permegano and sum fruit washed down with some beerâŚgood googly moogly why donât I do this more often!?
Itâs 2015 already⌠where the hell are our moonbases?
I loved that show as when I was a kid, still like it, and doesnât it have one of the most awesome theme songs?
Can I make a confession? I didnât make it to church today. Iâll compile those questions and ask them next time I go?
How the heck is Jebus supposed to know to pick up the beer? Do I need to pray to him myself? How will I know if he hears me?
Doncha know about the burning in your bosom? Have you tried reaching out to Sarah Palin?
Wouldnât I rather:
- get a root canal?
- bang my head into a stone wall?
- drink a gallon of pickle brine?
- shake hands with an angry porcupine?
- wait in Ikeaâs returns line on a holiday weekend?
- shop at Walmart on Black Friday?
- eat a pound of cheese in one sitting?
- go for a naked run at dusk in a park infested with mosquitos carrying the West Nile virus?
Huh, how many of those have I done?
Well, isnât that impressive? Are you ready to chat with Sarah Palin now?
Hmm, how can I answer this in the form of a song?
Did you know that you are dead to me now?
Perhaps now that you have attained at least some greater maturity, it might be appropriate to try again?
How geeky am I, that my Halloween costume is the 4th Doctor (Tom Baker), lovingly put together over many years, and when I sit out waiting for the trick-or-treaters I have a skeleton sitting next to me with two (foam) hearts in the rib cage, a red bowtie, and a fez?