Did you ever want to play questions?

Did I just happen to notice that today is my Profile’s second birthday?

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Does this count as congratulations?

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Ere, mucka, wontcha wrap yer lugs aroun’ this?

Edit: I find the mobile version of discourse to be unfavourable.

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At least it wasn’t a Rickroll?

What internet protocol begins with a capital letter?

Isn’t this a lovely video?

Thousand acres of Pinot Noir anyone?

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Right down my gullet? Does it do any good if it’s just in grape form rather than fermented? Didn’t you add the last pic as I was typing…? Shouldn’t I just go lay down under those barrels for the end of the aging process?

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As I was there, since you drive through the vineyard I joked, “Ima gonna go steal a bunch of grapes right now! Is this the beginning of the story of how Uncle Japhroaig spent the night in jail??”

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How many years before we’ll be growing Pinot in Canada?

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Perhaps I should start Rolling Coal to speed it up a scooch?

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Can we wait to see if the Canadian government is going to start leaning liberal first? (Maybe I can expatriate, and convince them to build a wall?)

When the Canadians start building walls on the US border, then we got trouble, eh?

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Won’t that be more like they’ve begun to avoid trouble?

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It’s gonna be one of those. History’s written by the victors, right?

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Is it avoiding trouble or responsibility? Do we need to do a deep dive into economics on the American continent to figure it out? (Am I a jerk for phrasing that first question as if it were an either or choice?)

Well, wasn’t that true until the evolution of postcolonial theory and questions about whether or not the subaltern can speak? Then again, can the subaltern speak?

http://www.postcolonialweb.org/poldiscourse/spivak/spivak2.html

And not only is Ta-Nehisi Coates in town in October, this lovely woman will be in town on MOTHERFUCKING TUESDAY AND I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT???

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Doesn’t it depend? Doesn’t america all to often treat allies like battered spouses, bending them to our economic and political will, and wouldn’t cutting us off change that? Or would it just cause a war?

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Do I have answers? Can we all get an idea of how small “a” America has handled things in the past? Where do us USians really stand today?

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