Did you ever want to play questions?

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Noodles?

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Pasta?

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Lo mein?

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Ever look at one of your noodles and discover a scar you don’t remember? Was it the cat? Which one!?

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Which scar?

You sound a little confused about all this, no?

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Which cat conspired to maim me, likely after he/she roofied my ass!?

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Is that where one puts roofies? I always thought they were orally ingested and all this time they’ve been suppositories?!

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Can I just say that imagining one of my kittehs trying to shove something up my brown eye doesn’t surprise me?

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Who pissed in everyone’s Wheaties today?

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Who is supposed to be at school in 10 minutes for a 3.5 hour meeting? And was supposed to make dinner before leaving?

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Takeout tonight?

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Japh’s cat?

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What kind of moron thinks this is a good idea, or can’t see the potential for abuse?

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My god I would just immediately review myself from multiple fake accounts as the harbinger of the apocalypse…

…I mean, gotta hit bottom before I can be reformed, right?

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What’s your Klout score?

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-666?

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It’s mine dropping because I feel asleep and snored during Portlandua (not a reflection on Portlandua) tonight? Or just because I’m not going funky sammich-shape photos this fall?

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Review me review me review me review me… Please?

Can I please get exactly 2.5 stars?

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Is everyone else procrastinating image editing or just me?

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Izzat a euphemism for “waiting for a friend to come back with something good to smoke?”

Because, yes. Images could use some editing for sure.

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