No, aren’t I convinced that they’re not real? They sound horrifying.
Can you get me some scampi nik-naks?
Or some pork scratchings?
Or wine gums. Or fruit pastilles?
All fake?
How about some pickled onion monster munch?
Mushy peas?
Does anyone else hear eat some miso soup with some wasabi paste when you have a head-cold-thingie going on? Doesn’t it help with the sinuses?
Don’t people look at me crazy when I suggest that? (Of course don’t I just take the wasabi or horseradish plain?)
Bravo on the hedgehog flavoured crisps, and I make reference to them every time this conversation comes up, but do you remember Traffic warden flavoured crisps from the late 80’s?
I can’t find a picture of them, although doesn’t it appear this lady has them in her collection:
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I believe, although I may be misremembering, that there were also ‘double-yellow line flavour’?
Prawn-cocktail is weird?
Wait, does that mean you don’t get Worcester sauce flavour either?
Pretty much only HP sauce flavour crisps and the afrorementioned Scampi and Lemon Knik Knacks and Pickled Onion Monster Munch live up to the flavour profile, pics?
Aren’t I only posting all of these out of a slight obsession borne of no longer really allowing myself crisps all that often?
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also:
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I can play this game, as I love walkers!
Ketchup. Let that sink in (too lazy to actually get a bottle of ketchup? Must be fucking Carlisle?)
Mozzarella? Sure, why not!?
…paprika? Why not pimenton damnit!?
Can Canadada’s All-Dressed chips be beat?
Maybe this (which I haven’t tried)?
ZOMG, the walkers sensations are good, the best flavour is the Roasted Chicken and Thyme, although mightn’t I think so because I once devoured an entire packet of them whilst coming down from LSD in a loft next to the ruins of old slaines castle?
Thai chili, on Hadrian’s wall, with a pint of Bell’s? (Gah Bell’s is gross)
wait, the beer or the whiskey?
Although, aren’t both kinda gross?
I think we have a winner?
Although a pint of bells whiskey does seem to magically start to taste better the closer you get to the bottom of the glass, eh?
Could you just tell @daneel to head to BC where there are plenty of sources for British snacks?
On that note should I get some Jelly Babies while I am in Vancouver?
Is it just me or do old color tv shows look odd on HDTV?