Can I suggest this place?
(Though I don’t think they have the tube map ones but they got lots of other cool stuff there)
Did bOING just slow down, or do people just have shit to do on a Friday night?
(Really, you have a life?)
Can I posit most people do? Aren’t we having a mad thunderstorm here right now?
Didn’t I put off stuff today that I really want to get back to, as well as stuff I don’t?
(Can I be any more stupidly cryptic?)
Parks & Rec is one of those shows that I wish I hadn’t seen every episode of… but I know for a fact that I have, isn’t it nice to occasionally be surprised by a Futurama episode you didn’t know existed?
Look, you guys, it’s fun to make up words, but don’t you think it’s gone a little far?
I mean, wine gums? Jelly babies? East German toilet paper? These are not real things.
This is why we fight, right?
If by “shit”, do you mean having a lovely dinner at a good restaurant with a bunch of other people?
(Because in that case: yeah, I had shit to do!)
Have you ever had wine gums? Don’t they make you realize how awful the shortages must have been in Britain during the war, that people there actually think they taste good?
How can someone not like wine gums?
Welp, I think I caught con crud? Isn’t this ruining my weekend now?
Shouldn’t you always pick Bowie? Wasn’t this last night?
Did we just watch World’s Greatest Dad? Isn’t Bobcat Goldwaith an awesome writer/director? Didn’t it make me sad because of how Robin Williams died, though?
???
I’m just wondering what you have against funk bands?
(Should I put the pipe down? To surreal too soon?)
Wouldn’t surreal be The Mighty Boosh?
Do they have the funk?
Who needs the P funk, aren’t we in possession of the Sea funk?
Is that your opinion about funk?
(NEVER PIPE DOWN!!! I love posting white people, SMH gifs and this gives me an excuse!)