Did you ever want to play questions?

Can I have some jellied eels?

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Can you bring me back a jar of proper Branston Pickle? (Can you believe the export stuff for the US has corn syrup instead of sugar?)

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Oh man!.. What!?

Get the extra-chunky kind, my fav with a slab oā€™ chedder as thick as meā€¦ as meā€¦ foot?

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WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT? NEITHER OF THOSE ARE REAL THINGS!

Weirdos.

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Now havenā€™t you got me thinking about how puke-worthy a jellied eel and branstons pickle-with-cheese sandwich would be?

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A barrel of Strongbow?

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Some toilet paper?

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As much as Iā€™d love to jive about English cookery (Cumberland sausage ftw!!!)ā€¦

Trevor Noah, eh? Startin to rub off on ya?

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Watneyā€™s Red Barrel?

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Wine gums?

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Jelly Babies?
(ETA not really as I can easily get them in Vancouver BC which isnā€™t all that far away)

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Is that upscale meth-mouth?

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Some tube socks?

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Do they have the rental prices on them?

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Hmmm, can you wait a minute, and Iā€™ll pull put my embroidery kit?

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Any chance you could drop by Fortnum & Masonā€™s for some lapsang souchong?

Where might one find Tube socks in the States?

(Asking for a friend, naturally.)

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Would you believe Amazon.com?

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Yikes, arenā€™t those a bit pricey with the shipping?

Are East German toilet paper jokes not a thing anymore?

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