Can I have some jellied eels?
Can you bring me back a jar of proper Branston Pickle? (Can you believe the export stuff for the US has corn syrup instead of sugar?)
Oh man!.. What!?
Get the extra-chunky kind, my fav with a slab oā chedder as thick as meā¦ as meā¦ foot?
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT? NEITHER OF THOSE ARE REAL THINGS!
Weirdos.
Now havenāt you got me thinking about how puke-worthy a jellied eel and branstons pickle-with-cheese sandwich would be?
A barrel of Strongbow?
Some toilet paper?
As much as Iād love to jive about English cookery (Cumberland sausage ftw!!!)ā¦
Trevor Noah, eh? Startin to rub off on ya?
Watneyās Red Barrel?
Wine gums?
Jelly Babies?
(ETA not really as I can easily get them in Vancouver BC which isnāt all that far away)
Is that upscale meth-mouth?
Some tube socks?
Do they have the rental prices on them?
Hmmm, can you wait a minute, and Iāll pull put my embroidery kit?
Any chance you could drop by Fortnum & Masonās for some lapsang souchong?
Where might one find Tube socks in the States?
(Asking for a friend, naturally.)
Yikes, arenāt those a bit pricey with the shipping?
Are East German toilet paper jokes not a thing anymore?