Did you ever want to play questions?

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12591

Or is this more your style?

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12592

Should I call a doctor?

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12593

Anyone else go out to watch the Draconids tonight?

I watched for a while but didn’t see any.

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12594

No, really? Would I have seen one over Scotland perhaps? Wasn’t I the guy stuck static in the street, gawping at the sky for rather too long last night after catching what I thought was a meteor in my peripheral vision?

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12595

People who don’t read the articles OR joke-splainers?

12596

Can I get permission to punch “oxford comma haters” in the pie hole?

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12597

Have you asked your parents, Ayn Rand and God?

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12598

I am starting a new rule, the ‘and’ is the redundant part–have I consulted god, country, friends? Yes, and wasn’t I found righteous?

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12599

I like to only use it when the subject or schema is changed in reference to the last list item but who the hell can get worked up to the point where they hate on it?

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God, the Devil and Bob?

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12601

Why does God always look like Jerry Garcia? Is there a Grand Prank I’m not privy to? (Please tell me there is)

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12602

Has anyone else reached their limit of “pumpkin spice flavored” stuff? How the hell did it become a thing to add pumpkin spice to damn near every kind of foodstuff (and non-foodstuff stuff as well)? Aren’t this year’s grocery store displays a bit much?

Seriously, as much as I love Trader Joe’s, are pumpkin spiced pumpkin seeds really necessary?

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(And I say this as a person who really enjoys pumpkin.)

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12603

Where’s my punkin spice flavoured cod liver oil?

Shouldn’t I have bought the capsules rather than the extra strength liquid?

What gets rid of the taste of cod liver oil anyhoo?

Also, I’m cutting down on sugar so isn’t a spoonful to help it down out of the question?

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Oh!.. The burps!.. The burrrrps!.. Why oh why!?

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12604

Soy sauce and wasabi?

:imp:

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12605

Didn’t I try snorting that already but now have two problems?

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12606

What do you reckon to me mixing a pickled egg in with my cheese and pickle sammich?

Have I gone too far?

Is it possible to pickle cheese?

… mm mhmm?

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12607

Aren’t “pumpkin” and “pumpkin spice” actually two completely different things that have been, sadly, unnecessarily conflated?
http://www.food.com/recipe/pumpkin-spice-66963
Shouldn’t the flavor really be called “warming spices” or some such?

(I say that as someone who enjoys pumpkin both/either spiced and/or non-spiced—e.g., plain roasted or steamed pumpkin with butter and salt = tasty, to me.)

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12608

Pickled egg in a cheese and Pickle sandwich? Have I died and gone to sandwich heaven?

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12609

Ooh, how about pickled halloumi?

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12610

Reporting back… doesn’t that work extremely well?

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