Did you ever want to play questions?

No, really, can’t I complain about change? Wahrgarbl?

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Not the greatest use of screen real estate, is it, eh, @beschizza? @codinghorror?

Wasn’t it better to know who the last person to reply was, instead of a big picture of who started the thread?

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I prefer to know who started a thread, if I haven’t read it; doesn’t every right-think person?

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Could I care less? Am I a left-think person?

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Isn’t it funny that every time someone uses the acronym “NLP” in a post, my mind substitutes the term “Naked Lady Party”?

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Am I honestly contemplating moving back to Arizona?

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Did someone prime you?

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Isn’t that a bit far for me to drive for doomsday vindaloo soup on Saturday?

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Can we hold that thought?

Wanna play the timpani?

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Honestly? Maybe; but sanely so? Is that likely?

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Aren’t you going to grind your organ, or hurd your gurd, or whatever it is that you do?

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This is actually a real question: if Mr. And Mrs. Japhroaig are doing … Bad; a house is owned in AZ; a job is offered in AZ; what is a Japhroaig to do? Keep his head above water, or try something different? (2015 blows, 2016 better rock hard to make up for this shiat)

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Are internet randoms the best people to ask?

Doesn’t that sound like a decision you and Mrs Japhroaig should make after a lot of thinking and talking?

Internet hugs (but not real ones, because, ewww, strangers)?

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After two months of counseling, unproductive arguments, close friends that say “do what you feel is best”, aren’t I simply doing the 21st century equivalent of praying for an answer I haven’t thought of?

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Where in Arizona?

Snoop Doggy-Dogg needs a jobby-jobb, right?


::le sigh::

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Sherriff @japhroaig of Maricopa County?

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Scottsdale–it’s nice, but isn’t the contingent of crazies pretty high? Haven’t got the offer… But I guess they have been recruiting me like mad for about what, a year?

Isn’t the home I have down there in the same town as Joe Arpaio, and they all hate him?

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Isn’t this one of those questions where you know what you should do, but are looking for someone else to say it?

shrugs?

Doesn’t it have to be what’s right for you? Who’s better placed to judge what that is than you? Is that a selfish answer?


Do they know about your typing?

Isn’t that what I hear from absolutely everyone I know who lives down there?

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