If you think vinegar is within a standard deviation of shit, isn’t I AM NEVER EATING ANY FOOD YOU HAVE PREPARED EVAR the only appropriate response?
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Isn’t that piss?
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Isn’t that mean?
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Only if it isn’t mode?
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isn’t always better a la mode?
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Piss à la mode?
Ninja’d? Again? Was it really worth taking the time to get that stupid accent?
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Can I be allowed to invent FTL, AI, and the Singularity today? (My dog promises to halp)
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Well aren’t there some people out there that would be an option for?
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Are you watching Dark Matter?
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Crap, is there another show I need to watch?
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Depends… do you like cheesy sci-fi with a twist?
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Is the twist vermouth? Cause I’m not 100% on that stuff, freaks me out that an entire state could be reduced down to a drinkable substance, weird huh?
Isn’t vermouth just fancy sherry? Doesn’t my mushroom soup taste just as good with either in it?
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Agf!.. mushroom soup, I’m only more freaked out by it than hate it because I seem to actually enjoy it!.. how the mushrooms achieved this is beyond me, maybe something to do with all the butter I use?
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Really isn’t it just a butter and cream delivery device? Couldn’t you make it without the mushrooms even?
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Now that’s my kind of mushroom soup!.. maybe if I made it as a seafood chowder with lots of shellfish? Which obviously also freaks me out, what’s happening to me???
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Maybe you just want a bowl of country gravy?
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Aren’t mushrooms weird? Don’t I still haaaaate store bought, but adore wild ones?
(Non-edible to poisonous mushrooms pictured. Got skunked on chantrelles this year)
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Isn’t that a euphemism for the contents of a sewage holding pond?
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I guess that depends on what is in your local sewage holding pond now doesn’t it?
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