Anybody got some extra light boxes to send to the sun deprived Seattle denizens?
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Ugh, is there anything quite like walking into a classroom that smells overwhelmingly of coffee breath and farts? Why oh why couldnât my sinuses be congested today?
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What kind of wild party on a MONDAY night could cause all of those dyspeptic and hungover students?
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Maybe itâs due to the inescapable reality that next week is Finals Week?
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How do I look, fashionable enough to break into your house?
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Do you have a sack for your presents? Or a bespoke artisinal satchel?
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Donât I deliver all my presents in a Reclaimed Messenger Bag?
(My sleigh is a fixie, whatâs yours?)
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I just got a formal title at work today, anyone wanna hear a really nerdy joke?
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Donât you look fashionable enough to break into my heart? 
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Congratulations, and why not?
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MTS,
Member, Titular Staff?
(Oh god is this a new low even for me? And no!! This is expensive word play!!)
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Youâre a Titular Member?
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Want to see the neat little folding fork that came with my noodles today?
Arenât the tines even reinforced?
(ETA - This guy has a whole page on ramen forks, but none quite like this one.)
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Todayâs other find?
Wm Rogers & Son silver plate spoon:
1956, about $4 to a collector. (Why canât they all be Mormon Gold?)
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Donât you know itâs Rooseveltâs gold you should really be after?
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So Santaâs got a brand new bag, hunh?
(Itâs a Rosebud â you probably havenât heard of it.)
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What the fork?
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Rosebud frozen peas?
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Would that be from the ridiculous to the sublime?
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