Don’t I wish?
Perhaps I was a little tipsy last night, but don’t I have another chapter for my book?
Is it good? Can you link to a trailer? Who’s in it?
Um… no?
Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, directed by Stanley Kubrick I seem to recall?
Ladies, since I’m polishing off the stash of LUNA “whole nutritional bars for women” BARS that I bought for my wife that she won’t eat, can I be considered one of you?
I could even change my avatar to that of a dog and take the place of @Missy_Pants, eh?
Are you cute enough to replace me?
If I say “no”, will you stick around?
Probably not?
Could that even be possible?
How do the bars know who’s eating them?
After watching the Star trek trailer, anyone else think JJ needs a Beastie boys intervention?
Speaking of movie trailers (“Noone was speaking of movie trailers!”) have I ever mentioned I’m friends with a close friend of Jeff Goldblum? Haven’t I really had to reevaluate his acting skill after portlandia and the grand budpest?
Kinda like Leo decaprio–how did he go from Uuuuggghhhhh Not Again to Damn, Well Done?
Why didn’t you like early Goldblum?
Adam Sandler more your thing?
Have you seen Independence Day?!
You think that’s early Goldblum?
Have you seen The Fly II??
(Annie Hall was okay (jebus, is he the hardest working actor in film? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Goldblum#Film))