Ever seen Straw Dogs?
Well arenât you hilarious?
If Iâm ever a grandfather, I wonder what tales will be told of me? (No, not the one about the BMX track!)
drunken hurdy gurdy playing at 2am most likely?
edit: fixed to a question⌠why canât i pay attention to the thread I am in?
(oh yeah sneezing like crazy⌠stupid head cold)
Ahem, stone cold sober gurdy rocking at (whenâs my bedtime?) 9:30 pm?
Well arenât you the dapper one?
Can you understand this?
Iâm pretty sure I heard the phrase âIâm a frogâ, but I could be mistaken, couldnât I?
Really, honey? Oh, isnât that interesting? And then what?
/experienced parent
5 more videos of puppet shows? (Interrupted by her coming out front to adjust the stage clock, and telling me I had to wait seven hours for the next show.)
Am I going to be beaten up by an angry mob? (Iâm a bad, bad japhroaig)
What was your title?
Other than âMaestroâ?
Isnât my title Bighead?
Isnât that Mr. Weasley?
Donât you find it to be a rather deep, introspective piece about existence, identity, and destiny, leading up to the final assertion of âI will always be what I amâ?
Does this sound like a fun tourist destination or what?
When the hell is my Econ prof going to post finals scores?
Donât I have a strange thing for cold war related tourism? Wasnât it interesting the way they spread production across the country so that people with certain areas of specialization wouldnât be prone to contact with others involved in the process? Wouldnât work as well today, would it? How many people knew what those trains running from Hanford, to Rocky Flats, To Pantex had on them?
I canât be the only one whoâs accidentally been pst an old Nike site in the last two months, am I?