Did you ever want to play questions?

Don’t you agree that a sentence needs more than just punctuation for it to be considered a question?

Can you people stop messaging with the headlines? Don’t you know some of us need some kind of stability?

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Didn’t the “NO RHETORIC” rule get abandoned some months ago? Like around Post 7?

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Shouldn’t you all be made aware, in the event of some future hypothetical Questions meetup, that the Pasadena Roscoe’s is 3.3 miles from my new house (and slightly closer to my current one)?

And shouldn’t we ensure that any member of our meetup party at Roscoe’s shall, upon any and every utterance of a declaration, interjection, contemplation, or ejaculation not in properly-conforming interrogative format, be fined US$3 and/or made to publicly wear a cheaply and shoddily-assembled Donald mask for at least three (3) minutes?

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Plus, isn’t it a bit rude, if not vulgar (or vice-versa)?

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Do you know how hard I will fight to be first in that mask to make sure I don’t have to deal with someone else’s clammy face sweat?

Also, don’t you think that kind of conversational banter and wearing of said mask will give the local constituency pause to kick us all out before the waffles are even on the iron?

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You mean like this?

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Haven’t I reached the maximum number of likes today and am waiting 25 minutes before trying again?

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Who can say with any degree of certainty?

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Could we possibly pair that with a second meetup at a restaurant for those of us who don’t eat chicken, liver, gravy, etc.? Have you seen how little of that menu is actually veg-friendly? Like, pretty much none of it? And in southern California, isn’t that a little ironic?

(Isn’t the easy access to fresh and good vegetarian cuisine the one carrot a family friend keeps dangling to convince me to move out there? To which, isn’t my response: Traffic. Earthquakes. Mud slides. Forest fires. Beautiful entitled rich people. Traffic?)

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Do I feel like order has been restored to the thread title, and, by it’s very outward essence, The Force?

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Yes, but if you ignore all that stuff, isn’t CA a wonderful place to live? :wink:

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Canuckistanis, do you feel hipper recently?

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/eyeroll

We were into all these peeps long before they got famous…

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Exactly!

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Say you were driving on the 22 in SoCal with your kids in the back and two cars fly by shooting at each other with some bullets hitting the divider, then the next day you were in Westminster eating at an awesome Vietnamese place with your kids and look out the window to see a gang beatdown (involving a baseball bat, blood, and lots of horror) happening in the parking lot right behind your car, would that be enough to compel you to move? Why do I still miss CA?

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Somebody dicks around with the title, even ultimately restoring it, but you can’t remember how to ask a question?

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Are you trying to summon the wrath of @OtherMichael? Don’t you know he’ll flag you? (and, evidently, ninja me?)

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Didn’t I not know what thread I was in?
Aren’t I very very sorry?
(Didn’t it not help to Donald me, seeing as he’s also Canadian?)

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