Are you holding out for a more Canadian Donald?
Arenât they both Canadian though?
Can one be more Canadian than Don Cherry? Well other than Stompin Tom?
Gordon Lightfoot?
Sadly, why am I not surprised by this at all?
Can you guess whatâs directly across the street from Roscoeâs?
Is it apparent that one business knows the local food demographic better than the other? Still, mightnât it not be a decent corner for a meetup? Arenât the people quite friendly, the weather balmy, the traffic mild, the earthquakes soothing, the entitled rich people not really all that beautiful?
Wouldnât it be more fun to free associate crazy things like Black Dynamite?
Howâs about we drive up the road a bit and meet at The Oinkster?
So, KFC?
Oohhh⌠isnât the Oinkster tempting?
But doesnât it fail somewhat to provide the requisite fowl-and-breakfast-pastry combination necessary to prove our point?
Why should I have to agree?
So, the bird is the word?
How does the tropical fish on Merrett Drive taste?
Havenât I had a wonderful long, single, quiet weekend since RatWoman and the RatBrats have been away visiting her sister? And arenât I anticipating their return? Isnât it quiet here⌠too quiet?
Wait, thereâs a questions meetup? If there were, would we still have to talk in questions? Who would dress up as Donald?
Does it have to be me?
Donât you dress down as Donald?
Can it be me? Dont I promise to only talk in Canadiana quotes that you wonât understand? All Beach Combers this and Littlest Hobo that!?
And you try to pay for your share of the bill with Tire Money?