Did you ever want to play questions?

Should I assume you run out quite frequently?

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Does it seem to occur much less frequently than it used to? Perhaps I have gotten better at spacing them out? Did aversion to the old 12 hour time outs train me to pace my likes so that I do not trigger them as often or is it the Regular like quota bump up?

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Es muss se-- oh, and didn’t you nearly get me? Und was ist Sylvia when she’s at home?

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Maybe it runs on that side of the family tree? :imp:

(Doesn’t that look like a devil on top of a Canadian maple leaf?)

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Do you think that the manly men who read boing boing were trying to occupy that thread, Malheur style, in order to protest what they see as wrong with the bbs?

Why do they hate our freedom of gif?

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Only the second week of the semester, and one of my profs has already called in sick?

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Who said I don’t love cheese?

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Can’t we just blame wimmins for all this?

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Isn’t it usually the uppity womenfolk causing problems with the perfect and just order of things?

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Didn’t I almost do that before my extra visit to the porcelain throne this morning? Didn’t I feel a quite a bit better afterwards so just came in a bit late anyway?

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How dare we try to be treated as equal human beings? Don’t we know our proper place is under men’s feet, in the kitchen, or in a convent?

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What about strip clubs? That’s a place for the wimmins, innit?

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Isn’t it the other way around or have I been been looking at the wrong porn?

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And @nemomeno, why is it always the wimmins that get called uppity? Why can’t I be uppity!?

Why cant I be uppity!!??

(stomps off and pouts in the corner)

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He doesn’t have little red webbed feet?

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Muwahahaha???

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Did you know you can join the uppity party too, just by saying maybe womenfolk aren’t always automatically wrong?

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Isn’t that straight up heresy? Aren’t we always wrong unless we’re agreeing with men?

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Also, did you know you can make some old white men very angry just by saying, “maybe you should listen to what someone has to say before you decide they’re wrong?”

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If I agree with you, wouldn’t that make me both right and wrong and create a consistency vortex in the fabric of space-time?

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