Isn’t that inefficient? Don’t I already know they’re wrong?
Is it because you don’t have enough melanin? Isn’t the probability of a male being called uppity directly proportional to their melanin content - or is that a quaint old timey thing?
Maybe that flounce has something to do with it?
Do I even need to read that to know how obnoxious it is?!?
Sorry did you say something? You do know I can’t hear you because you’re wrong, don’t you?
#CAN YOU HEAR ME BEING MORE RIGHTER NOW?
Did you have to write so loud? Why did you blow out my eye-drums?
What I have done?
You gotta have eye-drums in order to make an
… wait for it …
#EYE-DRUM-ROLL,
right?
(A careful parsing will yield the conclusion that is indeed one contiguous interrogative sentence.)
What’s about all that shouting lately?
Is it the heathen, erhh heated topics? Or did some nice and funny but also loud shouting fish started this all?
Are we really certain that “(A careful parsing will yield the conclusion that is indeed one contiguous interrogative sentence.)” is an interrogative sentence?
Why should we care, since that is a post-horizontal-rule parenthetical?
Have you even tried to read the unwritten rules?
Don’t they keep getting changed?
Aren’t they in @OtherMichael’s head?
(and don’t the rest of us just humor him for the most part, since he started the thread?)
Aren’t we all products of @OtherMichael’s diseased imagination?
How would we know?
Think of a playing card?
Aren’t we characters in an auto-generated film that @OtherMichael coded to seed off of YouTube comments on the film? Won’t it be over when all of us just start spewing the following repeatedly?
Why did I waste this much time of my life on this video?
First?
Why do you have no life?
Do I like it?
Has anyone thought of one?
Don’t I have my next 52 questions lined up and ready to go?