Didn’t the IT guy at my work get one shortly after they came out, and wasn’t I intrigued, though I couldn’t see getting one myself?
Isn’t it interrobang? (2 "r"s)
What fresh hell is this?
IS THIS SPAAARRRTAAA?
Subway fresh?
Hey, completely different note, but did i mention I wrote a bot for Slack today? His name is erlich, and doesn’t he have all of Silicon Valley memorized?
Have you been to the shop, lately?
Don’t they still give me the vapours?
So on Monday, can I come here and say
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What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
Am I not legitimately interested in English soccerball this year, what with my home team leading the thing this year?
But I presume you’re referring to the superb owl? Why would I be interested this season?
Didn’t my mom call me recently and start going on about the playoff game where Denver won? Why can’t she remember I’ve never given a crap about football? (And by football, don’t I mean that silly ovoid we throw around here and seldom kick?)
Are you watching the sportsball match, or are you, like me, doing something else?
Isn’t it a good day to go snowboarding, apparently?
Don’t I go off for real life for a day and I don’t know what the hell is going on and who is who anymore?
There’s a sportsball game on? How many years has it been now since I’ve watched one on purpose?
Isn’t it when women don’t get sexually harassed, talked over, scoffed at, or belittled? how about when a co-worker is no longer a woman, but a co-worker (royal you, not you, you)? Or when we have no more pay gap? When we have time off for family, men and women? Or also, maybe when having children doesn’t seem like a hindrance for women and a plus for men, but just something that happens, because people make new people, and men are just as important in the raising of children as women are? When men wear dresses and women wear seersucker suits? Am I supposed to have all the answers?