Oh, you don’t know… I moved out and live in a room next to… What is it called… The Superbowl?!? 
yeah, can’t I see it from my back yard?
(But seriously, the roads are closed, its gonna be fun------i mean fubar)
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Do I look like the kind of broad who knows where the superbowl is every year? Will you let us know if it’s fun or fubar? Don’t I wonder about the idea of being adjacent to history?
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Can we hire those monkeys to write my dissertation for me?
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is it about Shakespeare?
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This isn’t actually where I live… But ain’t it close enough? (Yeah, doxx me all you anonymous spiders…)
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No, but why can’t they branch out into history while they are banging away?
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don’t you hope you get no drunk assholes on your lawn?
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…aren’t I gonna go hunt for them? Instagram isn’t gonna populate itself, is it?
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History really is just a bunch of monkeys banging*, innit?
(* - only one entenrde intended, why is your mind in the gutter?)
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How many people wearing squid on their head can there be in one neighborhood?
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Didn’t I imagine you’d be catering for them?
Braai, perhaps?
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Do I need to stop my quest to write a history of the recording industry in the cold war, because you just solved all the history riddles?
Aren’t you a dirty boy?
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Did I? Why would I do that? Doesn’t your original idea sound better?
I dunno, does it? Can I get a book deal with this idea? Can’t monkeys come up with something better?
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Wait a sec… Can I actually help?
(I spent years in the Knight Library which has a great music section, and I could fly to libraries to be your… Intern? :D)
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Wait wait wait… Did you accidentally give me a purpose in life?
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Does it seem at all unfair or totally weird that when the handegg championship game was held in Detroit a few years ago, the security apparatus didn’t completely freak the fuck out like they are doing this year in your neighborhood?
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As an unofficial spokesmonkey, may I say “no”?
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Did you know that if you gave millions of monkeys keyboards and time it would mostly make a terrible monkey-poo covered mess nobody would want to deal with, and no Shakespeare?
https://web.archive.org/web/20040201230858/http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58790,00.html
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