wouldn’t formic acid (i.e. ‘ant smell’) be funnier?
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imma gonna be a research monkey for the book your writing, right?
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Would that depend on your altitude, or possibly on your use of tilt-shift?
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Can I pay you in bananas? 
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pay!? PAY!?
PAY!!??
have you mistaken me for someone that expects to get paid?
(but seriously, if you are doing research for a book on music recording during the cold war i’d love to halp)
Did I ever tell you guys about my SE/30 web server running OpenBSD? Can you imagine how laggy SSH was on that thing? Still, wasn’t I sad when the beast finally died?
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Don’t I need to finish the dissertation first to have it turned into a book? Shouldn’t you feel free to hit me up with any sources you can think? Won’t I be most grateful?
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Should someone help @othermichael?
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Could we email him a generator and some fuel?
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You like me? You really like me?!??
The power came back a little after 3:30, didn’t it? Well before we were ready to murdalize each other?
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Do employers care about things like honor society membership, or making it to the Dean’s list?
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Some might, for a couple of years?
I kept my Upsilon Pi Epsilon membership on my resume for a few years (and that was recently! since I did all of that recently), didn’t I?
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Oh my, isn’t Blade Runner glorious on blu-ray?
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Can you ask me to name one question I have never, ever, ever asked a candidate?
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Is it the one about dream dinner party guests?
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tee hee aren’t I tempted to use that now?
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Can you name one question you’ve have never, ever, ever asked a candidate?
Did you know that one time I asked a candidate the joke question: [quote=insensitive nemomen]so what would you say was your worst HR violation at your previous position?[/quote] and they were terrified since they didn’t realize I was joking and I had to really work to talk them down from the terror?
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“Will you hold me??”
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have you ever been scrutinized by a harvard graduate with an inferiority complex?
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i like it but what does that even mean?
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