Wouldn’t that be a most uncomfortable interview? Do you ask the duck sized horse/horse sized duck one? What is it about me that teams pull me into interviews I don’t need to be at just so I can ask the duck sized horse/horse sized duck one?
I take it the only correct answer is “Absolutely”?
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Wait, WTF is this question!? Is it along the lines of Would you rather fight a duck sized horse, or a horse sized duck?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?
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How have I never heard this one?
Ever seen a giant Japanese wasp take on a bee colony? (Yeah, the horse sized duck would stomp the hundred duck sized horses)
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Let’s say you were unarmed in a large circular arena with a flat sandy floor (with sand at a depth of four feet), no weapons or debris in the arena, with an evil overlord who asks you the question “You must duel to the death with either one hundred duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck,” which do you choose and why?
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Can I plead the fifth?
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Do you like movies about gladiators?
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Since you can use the dead duck sized horses as weapons or shields, how is this not an obvious answer? Given that the duck sized horses have a will to live, and aren’t bezerkers, right?
Do you really want the polygraph?
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Ever seen a grown man naked?
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Why am I out of likes NOW?
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Did you know one guy we hired mentioned the threat of duck sexual assault and knew several details about duck behavior as well as noting that a horse sized duck wing would basically be a swinging telephone pole, so knew I liked him right away?
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Do you like it when Scraps holds onto your leg and rubs up and down?
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Can I still plead the fifth?
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Wouldn’t a horse-sized duck collapse to the ground, quacking piteously as it’s scrawny duck-legs were unable to handle it’s horse-sized bulk? (Something something square law)
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked? (I can keep this up all night)
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