Did you ever want to play questions?

So, apparently NOT the fake Viagra, then?

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Did you know when I do the setup I actually make sure it’s either clarified in the setup of the question that the duck’s fully able to function (and fly), or not clarify that and see if people think about that aspect?

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What’s our vector Victor?

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Why would you need to clarify, isn’t it obvious that the wing span and pectoral muscle size is a cube function of its weight? (Oh shit, you just let the duck take off once and it’ll die in two minutes from malnutrition or a heart attack…)

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Not that I know of, but couldn’t it happen in the future?

Would it matter if we’re using pseudo science against you in the first place?

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What’s up with polygraphs being treated as techno-magical truth detectors by our legal system?

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One too many people telling her to smile?

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iOs update bricked her phone?

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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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I even gave the devil my number – but did he ever call?

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Perhaps you come on too strong?

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What delicious foodthing can I make with the bag of Meyer lemons I just bought?

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Surely you’re joking?

Lemon bars?

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Did I not just have some delicious vegan lemon curd bread stuff at work?

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How’d you get so funky?
Did you do the monkey?

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