Perhaps saunter into a room dressed all in black PVC, and in your finest German accent announce, “I am hear to get this party started!”?
Is it now the time when we dance?
Coming from you, isn’t that slightly confusing?
Coming from me, what isn’t confusing?
Would you believe I don’t remember you ever confusing me?
Well, ain’t that something?
Did I really just find a gif of Jebus laying a Cadbury egg?
Do you intend to share, or just tease?
I was going to say “I didn’t want to offend anyone”, but isn’t that silly of me?
Uhhhh, happy good friday?
Would I get my face bit off?
Would you like to get your face bit off?
You do know there precedent for pet monkeys doing that story of thing?
You do realise there’s a precedent for me asking dumb questions?
Do you ever get any dumb answers?
If an answer speaks volumes can it be considered dumb?
Did you hear the Zodiac Killer turned himself in today, horrified at people thinking he was someone as despicable as Ted Cruz?
Haven’t my lawyers advised me not to comment on that?
4 likes in one minute? Don’t you have anything else to do? Hanging around the BBS on a Saturday morning?
Are you getting ready to go caucus, @TobinL?