aren’t I about to put on my boots and start walking to my designated meeting hall with a stop by the QFC for a cappuccino and a pershing?
Do you really need a nuclear missile?
Didn’t some of us get to sleep in this morning, so aren’t we just drinking coffee, reading the internet, thinking about the day ahead?
oh those, no that, though wouldn’t my blood sugar levels feel it they just got hit with one after I eat one of these?
Isn’t that a tautology?
Is that a comment on my commitment to slack?
Aren’t Eliza bots fun to play Questions with?
Isn’t that missing some Donalds?
Wasn’t it awesome to go put in my vote for Bernie? Wasn’t it amazing there were so many Bernie supporters there?
Isn’t it weird that King County appears to be Clinton’s best area? (although still 40% down on Sanders)
Can I just blame Bellevue for that?
Didn’t she almost get shut out in my precinct but alas one vote came in late to give her one delegate out of the 4?
Are we really going to have time travel in TWO YEARS?
Aren’t there some days that I wish I was on the twitters, so I could see these great hashtags?
What’s stopping you?
Don’t I have no real interest in being on social media, because tracking reasons? Don’t I suspect I might have to give in eventually, since so much networking happens on social media?
Would you like to join my network on linked in?
Did you know I use two browsers specifically for that sort of thing? Did you know facebook (whether you actually use it or not) and google are the worst parts of that equation anyway?
Isn’t that what proxies, and VPNs, and VM’s, and coffee shops are for?
(Isn’t trying to minimize your digital footprint an interesting task?)
Isn’t that why I’ve strung a string-can-phone across the road to my neighbor’s house and have him type everything into his browser, and read the output back to me? Doesn’t this work awesome for facebook anonymity, but make porn somewhat awkward?
Did I ever tell you about signal-to-noise ratio as an anti-surveillance technique?