Doesn’t that remind me of one time when I was conferring with my boss about something, and I gestured with my hand and accidentally hit her breast? Wasn’t there an awkward apology on my part, to which she replied, “I don’t mind—I’ve got a kid”?
Do I dare do an Unsafe Reload to find out what you’re referring to?
(And yes, in fact, I am once again out of likes. Knew it would happen a few times, getting back into the game, but 7 hours? Geez.)
Can I like this later?
Seriously, what’s wrong with me that I’m always out of likes?
Hey, was this post 19K?
You and me both, truly, you and me both…right?
Hey: why is your name and profile pic greyed out?
You dirty SOB? Wasn’t I just looking at that yesterday?
If it was, wouldn’t it still be?
Is it? Shouldn’t the pic be concentric circles that cause moiré patterns when scaled?
Is the problem really you, or is it the all-too-small like allotment that shouldn’t even exist in the first place?
Haven’t we learned by now that complaining about features doesn’t fix anything, and praising features gets them removed?
Do you know how incredibly awesome the like-cap is?
Do you want me to post a shitload of emojis at this point, because that’s all I can do until I get like privileges again? Have I mentioned what the length limit for posts is?
When everybody likes something, nobody likes it? Or, when you like everything, you like nothing?
Do either make sense to anyone except that guy I’m not mentioning again in case he deletes some more functionality?
Don’t I feel a little weird since I totally understand why Atwood hates BBCode (I’d feel dirty implementing it in modern forum code, and I’m sure he only implemented it out of not having a choice), even if I think it isn’t a good approach to instantly nuke a feature in the context of someone talking about how they were using it?
Am I not amazed that the various workarounds for <6 char or ALL CAPS posts still works, despite them being mentioned here?
Who’s going to winnow through the 19,018 posts to find the sinister secret? Isn’t that why I still didn’t know how to make all-caps work until a few seconds ago when I sorted it out?
Isn’t the day I find someone has read all of my posts also going to coincide with me walking away from the BBS? (Who mentioned signal to noise ratio yesterday?)
Falcor, Falcor, over here? Doesn’t it look like you’ve got another one?