Is there even the slightest chance that she put a lot of very bright lipstick on her lips and then kissed you?
(Yowch!)
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Can I assume you unfortunately connected with a flailing appendage?
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Misandry?
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Well that looks a bit painful doesnât it?
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Ouch!?
Is she properly contrite? (heh, vocabulary.com says: The word comes from the Latin roots com- meaning âtogetherâ and terere which means âto rub.â Itâs also related to the Latin word conterere and is defined as âto bruise.â )
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Seriously @OtherMichael, are you really going to drop that picture and not say anything more? Arenât I going to feel really self centered if I spout off about whatâs bothering me before you explain how you got that shiner?
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Didnât I reel back seeing stars and lurch into the kitchen shouting incoherently, and only then think that I had better get her calmed down and distracted, so asked my wife to look at her head?
Which had just moments before jumped up into the air excitedly* in the same vertical zone that I was leaning down in, causing the top of her head to collide at no small velocity with my right eye socket?
Wouldnât you know I have a weird funny headache on that side of my head today?
* she has two primary emotions: extreme excitement, and total meltdown. Thereâs also coloring, but Iâm not sure if that counts as an emotion.
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Welp, doesnât that look painful? Arenât they little pain bringers?
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Isnât it now my turn to go away for a few days, now that @anon67050589 is back? Isnât it just for a few days? Wonât you bastards all miss me greatly (and if you donât, wonât my fee-fees be hurt)? Donât I hope you all have a great few days while Iâm outta here?
Isnât that Bjork waggling her eyebrows, just cause?
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OMG, ow. Arenât kids delightful? Hope the headaches clear up soon.
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Couple of days, thatâs going to be really pretty!
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Egads, man; is your child a champion kick-boxer, by any chance?
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Shouldnât you be hiding things like this from social media so your family doesnât get a reputation for abusing family members? Because, daaaamn!
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Isnât that picture an understatement, as the colors just didnât come out well, and itâs even purple-ier today?
Did I mention how, earlier in the day, my eldest son kicked me in the nuts because he was bored?
And wasnât that a learning experience?
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I cannot hear you over the grounding he just got in my mind, is he insane?
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Pretty as a picture, one might say? And speaking of picturesâŚisnât there something about your post that brings to mind a picture of Donald Sutherland?
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But how could you do this, just when I read an interesting article that made me think of you?
White Flight predates post-WWII and the FHA
(Have a wonderful time!!!)
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Heâs five, and was just sitting there on the sofa, and sorta lifted his leg and kicked out? He taps on a lot of things, jitters, jumps, raps and rocks? Wasnât I cross and angry, but also tried to temper that with the knowledge of his lack of knowledge?
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