“Have you seen this Banana?” fliers strategically placed with a picture of a banana, strips underneath, and smaller text saying, “just look at it”?
Or “Free Strips of Paper” with sliced blank bits.
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With his fat-fingers?
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Can I be sure if I wasn’t here until the tail end of the disaster?
Oh and did I show y’all this spiffy new thing I got today? 
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Is it Friday yet???
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Maybe? What part of the big spinning ball are you on?
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Oh, wouldn’t you like to know?
And wait… I thought you guys “hated” demographics related questions?
Don’t you know ‘location’ counts too?
Does “woke up on wrong side of bed” count as a location?
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Why wouldn’t it count?
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Wouldn’t fewer of us hate demographics based questions then? 
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Maybe not so much, but wouldn’t it help me figure out if you’re having Friday yet?
Have I become “hive mind” spokesman again? How does this keep happening?
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Why would that be the case?
Doesn’t it seem like a lot of the most noticeably active mutants just want to be contrary for the sake of being contrary, a lot of the time?
Or maybe that’s just my perception so far?
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Then why ask, if you dont really want to know?
Hmmm… Did I ever say or even imply that?
Or, do you maybe have me confused with a different noob?
That was a rather quick about-face, wasn’t it?
Hey, I thought you were out of likes?
Was it?
Can you link a comment where I, Melizmatic, insinuated or outright stated anything about anyone here having a “hive mind?”
Or was that was indeed someone else’s assertion?
You mean such a thing actually happens?
But what if someone’s wrong on the internet?
Did I forgot to mention I got that while I was sleeping and must now ration my likes like a child hoarding candy one week after halloween? 
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Is it quittin’ time yet?
It is???
Aren’t I elated?
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Was I reading some implications into the first responses I shouldn’t have? Isn’t the follow up to: Is it Friday yet?; Indeed it is somewhere on this globe, and if you are there then it is Friday? Why would you find a response about being the spokesman for the “hive mind” weird immediately following a question directed at me about what “us guys” liked or disliked?
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Umm… I was… Err… See, the thing is, data centers and margaritas aren’t always the best combination, right? Why don’t routers like lime juice and tequila?
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You’ve been chosen by the hive mind?
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Wasn’t I chosen by the hive mind?
Wait a sec–
(Shouty voice)
Who was chosen by the hive mind? Was it me or Jeff?
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