Is it because thatās your natural state of being, maybe?
Canāt I just play with it until I get bored and then let it roam free?
And whereās the accountability in that, mister?
Donāt they always catch you? (Donāt they always catch me, at least?)
Well donāt they usually? And do I never catch anybody? Which is unfortunate, because donāt I have a really good Donald that Iāve been saving? Didnāt I use it once before, but it was an edit to an old message, so did anyone ever see it?
Didnāt I decide that discretion was the better part of valor? Didnāt I really really REALLY want to start messing with it this afternoon?
April fool?
Anyone else feel like they need a few hundred unicorn chasers right about now?
Or am I just having a crap morning (and should probably not read any headlines/news stories for the rest of the weekend)?
Would it be coincidence ā¦or early indication of a trend if I was feeling the same way?
Am I not wondering if things are truly getting worse day by day, or if Iāve just reached some sort of limit and need to shut down for awhile and try to detox my system? More knitting, less 'netting?
I reserve judgement on the larger arc of reality but wouldnāt you know itās been a bit since Iāve done some knitting? Is that the sound of yarn beckoning? 
Could I say my attempt at making a new icon was ā¦ disappointing? Or would that be too self-referential?
We donāt want to see you go, but isnāt knitting great?
Iām mostly seeing people being cranky; what symptoms are you seeing?
Oh I dunno; things like lag and failure to load certain threads?
Or maybe my PC is just crappy?
ETA:
What effect or image were you going for?
Didnāt my phone do that today? Should I apologize? 
Would you believe legibility? And that itās slightly improved now?
Why would you need to apologize for technical difficulties on your own device?
Is that all?
*lolz
j/k
What if I treat all my devices as entities?
But are you ?
