Did you ever want to play questions?

Surely you didn’t think I was actually serious?

And I can totally call you “Shirley,” right?

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Did I forget to mention I answer most jokes seriously? :laughing:

Haven’t I been called worse? :rabbit2:

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Have you?

Like what?

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Wouldn’t it be a bummer if I summarized that list? :worried:

Wouldn’t that only be the case if you actually believed the slurs and denigration to be true?

Isn’t your personal sense of self esteem more resilient than that?

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Doesn’t my phone think I’m in Canuckistan, which probably isn’t helping me?

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Is that a thing?

Or just another weird colloquialism for Canada?

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Isn’t it hard to answer some questions with more questions?

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Isn’t that a good reason not to stick with overly specific or complicated questions all the time?

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How was I to know? :crying_cat_face: :crystal_ball:

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But don’t you know now?

And isn’t knowing “half the battle?”

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Maybe take up a hobby learning Photoshop? Also, did I mention I think maybe Cruz isn’t the Zodiac Killer?

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How can I be sure without further study?

Perhaps but what’s “the battle”? :laughing:

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Maybe “the battle” is just my own sudden nostalgic urge to watch old eps of GI Joe, over the arduous chore of finally doing my taxes?

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Why do ferries take so goddamn long to unload?

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Are they anything like airplanes lately (aka since they started charging for first piece of check-in luggage)?

Why do BBQ places smell so unbelievably wonderful that I want to live here?

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isn’t because we are old and entitled to gripe about the kids?

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Were there kids on the lawn I didn’t see? :laughing:

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Do you guys have any idea how pleasing it is to get to write an Amazon product description that includes the phrase “poop not included?”

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