Better a rash of dildos than a rash from dildos.
I expect actual penises to be dangling (most of the time anyway), but dildos are specifically meant to be erect 24/7.
These popped up relatively quickly in a ton of spots. Obviously, I am curious what group is behind this; the degree of penetration is too great for it to be a single person. The other thing I’m wondering is where did they get all the $/dildos? Unless you can buy bulk used dildos, it can’t have been cheap…
I see what you did there.
If the degree of penetration is too great, you can always buy a smaller one.
The Cacophony Society? That does seem like something they would do.
As far as procurement in bulk goes, have you seen what you can buy on Alibaba? Not gonna look up dongs at work but I am sure they are there and cheap in bulk.
I think it’s probably connected to ISIS again…
What an awful waste. Oh, the humanity.
They are like a Baudrillardian simulacra of hyperphalllicism, drawing power from the old paternalistic structures!
for some reason i thought it said “Poland” when i read the headline.
“whoa that’s hilarious!”
then i noticed it said “Portland.”
“oh. makes sense.”
man we really need to get @japhroaig a day job.
It’s. My. ART!!!
It’s a gang thing - I recognize the set in the photo; that’s Doc Johnson territory. Bad scene in Portland right now…wrong place, wrong time, and you’re collateral damage in a drive-by slapping…
Shoes on the line iz an old location indicator, ereybuddy knows that. If you don’t, ya better axk sumbody. Hanging erections in PTowne? Must b a territorial hoe thing.
But I bet the used ones are really cheap.
These must be for good luck! In ancient Rome, these were called fascinum and used to ward off the evil eye.