Dino-killing asteroid hit at "lethal" angle

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/27/asfasf.html

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So now I need to do geometry when I pray for a pre-election asteroid?

… sigh.

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I’m thinking that any angle of asteroid impact might cause a bad day for all inhabitants.

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Just imagine how long a person would have to wait, post-impact, to go out and get a haircut.

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They went out too early.
Makes sense.

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Pfft … all propaganda by Big Asteroid…
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Peer pressure.
T-rex never lit his own.

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T-rex tiny hand shaming. Boo!

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I’m not shaming the size of his hands.
I’m shaming him for the size of his tiny lizard-brain.

Your descendants are a foodgroup you stupid fuck!

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Interesting. That drawing of mummy and baby dinosaur broke my heart though.

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For a while we (mammals) were


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Ha! Reminds me of the video I just saw of the Shoebill Crane of Africa.

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No bars or beaches were open though.

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“I don’t know why anyone is worried about an asteroid hitting the earth and destroying life. The earth has been hit with asteroids in the past, and we’re still here.”

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The selfie stick! :joy:

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I’M NOT CRYING!!! (But only because I have no tears left). “But they didn’t say, Goodbye.”"

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The Magic Asteroid theory, ignoring evidence for a second shooter. /s

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(Googles away)

Dang, those things are big!

Going in the animals/pets thread

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Fucking WETA Workshop up to their old tricks again!

Oh, and “Lethal Angle” is my new bandname; barbershop death metal.

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