Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/07/disney-announces-new-star-wars-star-tours-adventures.html
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There are already two rides at Disneyland where you get swallowed by a whale (Storybook Canal Boats and Nemo Submarine) as well as Pinocchio, where the whale almost gets you. Will the new Ahsoka scene be yet another “swallowed-by-whale” experience?
(There must be some kind of Jonah joke to be made about this weirdly specific experience but I’m coming up blank.)
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No, she was swallowed by an interstellar space whale, in space. It’s a completely different thing.
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Not really swallowed if she flew in of her own free will, right? More liked parked inside a whale, really…
With David Tenant. Because of course she would.
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Jonah Hill has got a hankering for unsuspecting park visitors now? 
(The Wolf of Wall Street)
In the illustration on the boingboing page, that’s one seriously large astromech.
I hope they add a stop over Arrakis just to mess with people.
(Yes, I know Dune was the inspiration for Tatooine.)
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