Ditch your annoying bulky key ring with the KeySmart 2.0 Titanium Key Organizer

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I couldnā€™t find what award they had won, but they were nominated for an Edison Award.

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Because Iā€™d lose them. Really fast. :frowning:

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I have two types of oversize car keys, standard size for home, four larger keys for work, a couple tiny keys for padlocks I need to open frequently, plus my grocery club card and keyless entry fob for work; my keyring is a mess.

I finally set up a system for my wife and I where we have detachable rings with various keys on them, and when someoneā€™s leaving the house they grab the appropriate rings for (1) what car theyā€™re driving and (2) where theyā€™re going. All of the rings have house keys on them, to minimize getting locked out. This helps, but is still pretty cumbersome.

If anyone has a better solution Iā€™m all ears.

Hand RFID chip implant. Doors and cars can have sensors added.

Then you never forget the key.

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I wasnā€™t sure I wanted this key chain, but then I saw the specs. Made in Chicago!

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So you have to carry change around with you, in case you need to disassemble your keys, so you can only give your ignition key to a valet? And then thereā€™s the time required to take it apart and put it together again. Again, yeah, just brilliant.

Unfortunately this is the daily carry.

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Well, technically Mount Prospect, but at least itā€™s close.

I would have pegged you as a concealed carrier. Maybe itā€™s still concealed. :smile:

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I understand thatā€™s potentially a legit concern for you, but so far from reality for me - you might as well have raised perfectly valid concerns about the keys to your yacht and wine cellar, and how the only coins you carry are really thick gold ones that donā€™t work as screwdrivers because the slot is almost always too narrow for them.

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever been to a place so fancy that valet parking was relevant, except maybe through the tradesmenā€™s entrance. Iā€™ve never even personally owned a car, and while my parents do, they sure have change in it, as meter parking is an actually valid concern, whereas I doubt they have ever handed the keys to a valet.

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Also, I find that the gold frame of my monocle bends whenever I use it as a screwdriver.

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So, youā€™ve never handed over your keys at a car wash? How about when getting your car serviced? If you donā€™t understand why thatā€™s a problem, read this.

It sounds like @dragonfrog doesnā€™t own a car, so probably the answer to your questions is ā€œnoā€.

People have very different lives, and different parts of the country have different norms. I used to think valeting a car was just something in the movies or TV shows, but Iā€™ve since learned that in certain parts of big cities, it can be the only way to get your car into a legal parking situation without spending an hour looking for street parking or paying twice as much using a parking garage yourself (even if itā€™s the same garage).

Iā€™ve never seen giving over keys for a car wash, though. Is that for full detailing?

Um, not a shared experience. Try @jlw maybe.

My cars usually get washed and serviced in the parking area next to the barn. Unless thereā€™s a safety recall or other free service opportunity, in which case the key gets unthreaded from the key ring before driving to the dealership.

If you look in the crappy picture I posted earlier, though, you can see I carry three separate RFID keys all the time (plus more on my work keyrings) so KeySmart is unfortunately not workable for me, either. Iā€™d need something more like a universal remote, that could learn all the codes from my various fobs and keyheads.

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That seems like an awful lot of work to rob a house. Thereā€™s a burglary ring that has been hitting my neighbourhood over the last 5-7 years or so (they hit my place 5 years ago). They simply kicked the door in. Much less forethought required.

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I did this last night, after seeing your comment. One complication was the bulky plastic head of the key to my Kryptonite lockā€” a complication eliminated with some precision filing and a washer, such that it now rests (and rotates) flush with the other keys.

Worth it? Heavens, yes. I can now store my keys and my wallet in the same pocket, no jabs, no pokes. A wonderful little upgrade in my daily life. Thanks for the tip!

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At the car washes I usually go to, you drive up to an attendant, who asks what level of service you want (ā€œjust a regular wash, thanks.ā€). You then drive up to the vacuum station, and leave it with the keys in the ignition. A couple of guys vacuum the carpet and floor mats, then someone drives the car to the automatic wash. The car gets pulled through the washer, then an attendant drives it to the drying area, where a couple of more guys towel-dry the exterior, and clean the glass all around, inside and out. When theyā€™re done, they signal you to pick up your car. That goes for $10, plus a buck or two in the tip jar.

Keydiocre.

Thereā€™s a saying among cyclists, that a bicycle lock only keeps honest people honest. Someone who would never think of kicking in a door to burgle a home, might be tempted to do so, if all it took was turning a key in a lock. Iā€™ve only been burgled once, almost 30 years ago. It was a 3rd story apartment, and there was no forced entry. Whoever did it, had a key. Iā€™m pretty sure it was a maintenance man, but had no proof.

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