Do you have a 'long stabby thing' next to the bed just in case someone breaks in?

No but I have a blunt mashy thing.

Same. A 6 D-cell maglite. I actually do use it for regular spotlight related stuff. But it’s a pretty swingable baton.

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“Dildonic Prism”

I like the sound of that.

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So what, like a mall knife store attached to the back of my house?

Like this, but with knives:

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:laughing:

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