Something like this?
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Yeah I was thinking something like that or this Twitter feed:
The real outrage is calling it a martini yet using vodka, tbh.
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Oh, yes! That “surprise,…” is one of my all time favorites
But I am quite partial to a dirty vodka martini, so there our tastes diverge, like the elegant lines of a martini glass 
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No.
[invoking Beverage’s Law]
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want a Velveeta Martini?
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I’d try one, but I can’t help but see this as bad…velveeta with vermouth???
It does raise an interesting question: what cocktail could incorporate cheese and actually be good?
I’m thinking something with apple or pear Brandy as a base.
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I think we found the bravest person here (so far)! 
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Exactly. I’ll drink anything once.
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It’s a cheese martini. It is lunch
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Neither shaken nor stirred please
JEOPARDY CONTESTANT: What does Errol Musk call his spunk?
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I have never had a martini and this does not inspire me to try.
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no
no and no
I would do anything for love, but I won’t drink that.
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