Do you want to build a poll, man? (It doesn't have to be a poll, man.)

Who are you people that don’t think Fela rocks?!?

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Are you stilling dreaming about the Fela/Laibach slash-fiction/yaoi-mashup?

  • Yep.
  • Hells yeah.
  • ewwww. But, yeah.

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Oh yeah… they are my theory chapter:

  • good idea
  • bad idea
  • disastrous idea
  • genius idea
  • do they really let me do this; should I be kicked out of grad school for this nonsense

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  • we rise
  • we grow
  • we walk
  • and we stand tall
  • we never fall
  • we walk and
  • we do not fall
  • we sleep
  • we dream
  • we never stop
  • we come from east and west
  • breathing as one
  • living in fame

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Is this the kind of work you’d like to do?

  • One, you lock the target
  • Two, you bait the line
  • Three, you slowly spread the net
  • Four, you catch the man

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A man’s attitude goes some ways to determine the way his life will be. Is that somethin’ you might agree with?

  • Sure
  • No

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Now did you answer because

  • you thought that’s what I wanted to hear
  • or did you think about what I said

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  • Should I stay or
  • Should I go now
  • If I go there will be trouble
  • If I stay it will be double

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Polls cannot be edited after the first five minutes. Interesting.

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Here’s a new message:

#How does this make you feel?

  • Waah.
  • WAAAAAAAH!!!

0 voters

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Do you flip mouse buttons when changing hands? Is a right click not a right click? Do you mentally map the mouse buttons to the finger you press with and not where they are located on the mouse?

  • Absolute! Left is left, right is right.
  • Relative! When you say left click, I think index finger.

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This poll indicates to me that I’m not a total weirdo for using two mice.

  • No, you’re totally weird
  • Yeah, totes normal

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#What is this left-right dualistic-reductionism nonsense?

  • Middle-click FTW
  • Middle-click FTW 
  • Middle-click FTW

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Here’s a new message:

#How does this make you feel?

  • Waah.
  • Waah. 

0 voters

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OK, fine, I’m weird. I broke the long bone in my right hand a few years ago, and had to left-hand mouse. Got a wireless mouse so I didn’t have to deal with the wired one with the wrong hand. Found I kinda preferred to switch hands throughout the day, and still use both. I find it especially useful while using multiple screens.

  • Yeah, still weird
  • OK, kinda makes sense
  • I have no idea what’s going on

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#Oh we’re just joshing you

  • We are, right?
  • Hells, no, burn the sinister* witch, burn her!

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* of or on the left side; left.[1]

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@codinghorror secretly

  • Loves us
  • Puts up with us like the petulent but adorable children we are
  • Seethes every time we summon him
  • Is plotting a very specific doom for everyone here
  • Just wants a goddamn slice of pie and a good scotch

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Mousing with your left hand

  • gauche
  • sinister

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  • Actual meaning of this French word
  • English colloquial meaning

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#I think that working with opaque watercolors is

  • guache
  • gauche

0 voters

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