Doctors perform first penis transplant in U.S


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#2

They understand that sperm isn’t actually manufactured in the penis, right? If I use an imported Toyota to deliver a pizza that doesn’t magically transform it into Japanese food.


#3

Will it stand up in court?


#4

This image is just begging for “unnecessary censorship.”


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#6

This is what we get from abstinence based education. The director of urology doesn’t know where babies come from.


#7

He had a “add a dick to me”.

Yes, I said it.


#8

Reminds me of when I had a dentist named Dr. Payne. I wonder how many medical professionals choose their specialty based on the wordplay value of their names.


#9

I saw this story this morning, and I have been waiting all day for an appropriate forum to comment about the irony of the doctor’s name being Dicken. Glorious!


#10

Finally, medical science has created a man who would do her with someone else’s dick.


#11
  1. Why is Matthew Perry using the fake name? We can all see it’s him.

  2. If I borrow your ax and kill someone, does that mean you’re the murderer? Nahhhhh. But just in case, may I borrow your ax?


#12

I remember a girl in my elementary school who was supposedly* born without fingers and had her toes grafted onto her hand, so she had these stumpy little fingers. When I heard about this penile transplant the first image in my mind was of them grafting one of his toes into his crotch.

(* it only occurs to me now, decades later, that this might’ve been a tale whispered on the playground, and that she was just born with stumpy little fingers.)


#13

All rise…


#14

Am I the only one who (prior to reading the patient’s name) thinks he looks like Peyton Manning?


#15

Just curious…would you get a catalog to choose from? “Doc, is the a BBC section?”


#16

I still wonder if we’re being trolled…

Dr. Dicken Ko =?= Dr. Dick & Co.


#17

Well you’ve come to the right place.


#18

I think it’s a case of name dictating your life choices. My brother’s urologist is a Dr. Richard Chopp.


#19

(I stopped to take meds and @Gutierrez gets in first)

If Dr Dick Chopp is a real urologist, then I don’t see a reason why Dr Dicken Ko isn’t.


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:+1: :+1: :+1: