Man with bionic penis must endure 2 week erection before using it

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/26/man-with-bionic-penis-must-end.html

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Talk about jumping through hoops for sex!
JK, hope they enjoy it and the couples relationship gets closer.

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re: persistent erection

I was in junior high. I know how that goes. :neutral_face:

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One notable bit from the article is this was all paid for by the NHS. Can you imagine TrumpCare™ paying for something like this?

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That just got weirder and weirder the more I read.

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Major Sac to Pound Control!

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Irony is that Trump may need this type of surgery more than anyone.

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Hello, Mr. Halen.

“Aw, honey, the way you do that makes… hm, it makes my arms tingle. That’s… strange…”

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If I’m understanding correctly, this is an initial érection THAT is probably for stretching thing(s) out. After that, he’ll be able to do it on his own.

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Gah! How about a man-bun trigger warning on the article link, @frauenfelder?!

Also, gotta love Western civilization. White guy born dickless? Don’t worry, good sir, we’ll get you one!

Just kidding, glad he lives in a country that has health insurance that pays for it.

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all I want in life is a removable prosthetic dick

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New band name!

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Sure, sure, but did he get a…gold member?

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You say that now, but I’ll bet if you got it, your desires would inflate.

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Inevitable King Missile video

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TrumpCare™ will pay for this and only this.

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I would assume only if it further extends Trump’s no doubt shriveled orange penis?

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