Man with bionic penis must endure 2 week erection before using it


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/26/man-with-bionic-penis-must-end.html


#2

Talk about jumping through hoops for sex!
JK, hope they enjoy it and the couples relationship gets closer.


#3

#4

re: persistent erection

I was in junior high. I know how that goes. :neutral_face:


#5

One notable bit from the article is this was all paid for by the NHS. Can you imagine TrumpCare™ paying for something like this?


#6

That just got weirder and weirder the more I read.


#7

Major Sac to Pound Control!


#8

Irony is that Trump may need this type of surgery more than anyone.


#9

Hello, Mr. Halen.


#10

“Aw, honey, the way you do that makes… hm, it makes my arms tingle. That’s… strange…”


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#12

If I’m understanding correctly, this is an initial érection THAT is probably for stretching thing(s) out. After that, he’ll be able to do it on his own.


#13

Gah! How about a man-bun trigger warning on the article link, @frauenfelder?!

Also, gotta love Western civilization. White guy born dickless? Don’t worry, good sir, we’ll get you one!

Just kidding, glad he lives in a country that has health insurance that pays for it.


#14

all I want in life is a removable prosthetic dick


#15

New band name!


#16

Sure, sure, but did he get a…gold member?


#17

You say that now, but I’ll bet if you got it, your desires would inflate.


#18

Inevitable King Missile video


#19

TrumpCare™ will pay for this and only this.


#20

I would assume only if it further extends Trump’s no doubt shriveled orange penis?