Man with inflatable penis implant will lose virginity to sex worker

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“I’m not charging him.”

Nice gal.

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So the legend of “The Hooker With The Heart of Gold” is true!

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Hey, if you’re gonna do it then I guess you might as well go all in.

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Serious question… why a hooker? Why not a non-hooker?

According to the kids I grew up with if you only went halfway in you were technically still a virgin.

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Non-hookers tend to be more costly and much less reliable. And liable to walk away with somebody else, usually with no prior warning.

I think some of the size is a buried structure, an anchoring.

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And you measure from the base of the spine. We’re all 18 inches on the internet!

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Chuck Norris measures the tape measure, if you know what I mean.

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technically speaking most penises are inflatable.

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That’s why it’s called a blow-job…

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He looks pretty healthy otherwise in that interview. Sooo… car accident as a child or botched circumcision?

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I hope yells “ANCHORS AWAY!” when he climaxes.

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I don’t think the implant is so poorly done it would detach.

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Oh, @shaddack. Those non-hookers are quixotic, I guess. Unreliable, too. :flushed:

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Ah, I see we’re going with the heteronormative patriarchal definition of virginity here.

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I suspect we’re going with the definition the person in question uses.

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I think because he hopes a professional will react or deal with possible problems, you know, professional, in the sense of sex-professional. “All is ok”/*. And/Or, hopefully not: “Not, but this is the reason”. (*depends on the agreement).

Of course, we all like the idea a loved one would most likely do the same. But…
To keep it on the less cynical side… Maybe he did not find anybody?

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The “More” link isn’t working, should be Man’s ‘Bionic Penis’ Is Not So Rare After All. If I’m reading the story correctly, it sounds like he probably would have no feeling in the implant?

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