Man with inflatable penis implant will lose virginity to sex worker

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My vote is for

#BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

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I sure hope he writes her a three-page thank-you note afterwards.

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So she’s pro bono.

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WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

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@Pesco The second link on the page doesn’t seem to work. It just goes to “http”

ETA: it’s \http://http//www.livescience.com/51967-bionic-penis-implant.html that’s why.

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Oh, of that I have no doubt. I still stand by my statement, but I’m not blaming the guy, either. It’s not like he’s the one generating the messages that attempt to place so much emphasis on one act above any others.

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You mean pro boner?

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##ONE WEIRD TRICK

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I know, right? I am hanging my flaccid head in sadness at the missed joke opportunity.

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Can we not stereotype women please. thanks.

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it was just dangling there, waiting for a more able hand than yours or mine.

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The poo poo and pee pee jokes took over this thread, much to my surprise.

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My own field tests give me rather stereotypical results.

Sorry. I’d vastly prefer to be proven wrong.

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I’d suggest that all of our field tests in such matters are not exactly scientific in understanding human beings (and are likely shot through with various kinds of bias, which, again, we all have that problem). I’m sorry if you’ve had bad experiences (we’ve all had bad ones, trust me on this), that doesn’t mean you get to say “women are x” based on your experiences. It just means you get to say you’ve had bad experiences with those particular partners. That says nothing about the rest of us, just like my bad experiences (a billion years ago now) says nothing about men in general, just something about those men in particular.

Maybe you just need a better dating pool?

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when all you have is a hammer…

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…it doesn’t necessarily follow that yelling “Stop! Hammertime” will help you get some nailing done. Especially if you’re a disrespectful douchebag.

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Seconded. And if I was to take the time to report on this thread to my wife, it would be thirded.

In order to expand the dating pool, it may be first necessary to expand ones own consciousness and to gain more self-awareness.

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Not after getting that much publicity anyway.
I have read about specialised sex workers who work with men who have a disability. By all accounts it is a relatively stable job that pays a lot better than nursing and doesn’t attract much opprobium from people who learn about it. Good publicity is worth taking a little trouble over.

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That’s what I was referring to. Thanks, I could not remember the correct term. ‘sex workers’.

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