Ah yes, the good old cockflesh break in period.
(is my new band name)
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You mean this?
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That definitely deserves a [spoiler] tag for those of us that are at work and don’t want to see that.
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A guy who looks like that was born without a dick? The alt-right could have told you that!
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Fixed.
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Well, they are the prosthetic phallus experts.
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From wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunt_cock
In the 1976 film The First Nudie Musical, the character Rosie (played by Cindy Williams of Laverne & Shirley fame) announces the arrival of a “stunt cock” to complete the filming of a key porn scene.
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What a wondrous time to be alive. Seriously.
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I just hope it makes the bionic sound effect from “The Six Million Dollar Man.”
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Persistent boner reminded me of this great clickhole bit from last week.
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Probably the only thing it would pay for. Oh, and Viagra.
Edit: LearnedCoward beat me to it - uhm, came first. Oh, to hell with… 
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Extra, added advantage: for the next two weeks, he won’t have to worry about rolling over in his sleep and accidentally falling out of bed.
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What makes you think you can’t buy one already?
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I hope it does the Ultron penis sound…
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“Metal is better than Meat” - Cyberpunk
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It’s gonna be weird having sex in slow motion, too.
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Wardle will be able to have sex with his girlfriend, Fedra Fabian, for the first time.
Apparently this unfortunate man also had no hands or mouth, which I would have thought were higher priorities.
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I thought that was how everybody did it.
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