Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/04/dog-airline-ceo-flies-3½-hours-in-a-dog-crate.html
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He started the trip with Crate Expectations. What has he unleashed?
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That crate seems more humane than the last Avancia flight I was on.
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Cool, now do all the other CEOs!
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Stop giving Spirit and RyanAir ideas!
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In addition we may be certain that all the employees who were in contact with CEO-inna-box treated him exactly as they do any crated-up-canine …yep. [eyes skywards emoji]
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Was he the one that let the dogs out?
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I’m not sure that he’s a good boy.
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And who knows if he actually spent the entire trip while in the crate.
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I hope they put down a puppy pad!
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Same here, otherwise…
Golden, gleaming pulsing arcs could be seen gloriously jetting out from the crate, stabbing into the half-darkness of the already fetid cargo hold, occasionally punctuated with muted mummers of satisfaction.
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It definitely would have been more interesting if he’d kept it secret and worn a realistic dog suit like that guy in Japan, which would probably be enough to fool anyone glancing into a dim crate for a few seconds.
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I mean, one could have just put a camera in a cage to see what its like traveling in one… this guys got some sort of kink to be locked up in a cage. Which is fine, but let’s not act like hes doing this just for PR or “research”.
Also, $6000??? I guess #firstworldproblems.
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In his account, included in the Seton Hall report, Mr. Zubaydah describes his time in what he called “the dog box” as “so painful.” He adds: “As soon as they locked me up inside the box, I tried my best to sit up, but in vain, for the box was too short. I tried to take a curled position but to no vain, for it was too tight.” He was immobilized and shackled in the fetal position, as he described it, for “countless hours,” experiencing muscle contractions.
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I think all airline CEOs should have to fly in the middle seat in economy minus, preferably between two large gentlemen who bogart the arm rests.
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Good thing he didn’t take the Muppet option.
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Well my dog thought that the squeaky toy in the first video was for him, so he jumped off the bed and came running over.
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This guy better not run into Noem
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