Donated "In God We Trust" posters will be hung in Texas public schools as required by new law

Yeah if they have to display them all, what happens if you donate thousands of them? Also is there a size limit? What if you donate a really big one?

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Those Texas posters won’t do shit… if my Catholic parochial school buddies (that I kept in touch with through high school) are any indication.

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I took that as the go-ahead.

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Bryan Hughes sucks. Some bills by this senator, in addition to this one:

That last one is interesting. He doesn’t want Human Rights in public schools, but he wants “In God we trust.” It sucks.

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They don’t say which god or which kind of flag, right??

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I would vandalize the shit out of that crap and then donate a bunch of money for a satanic replacement.

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“In God We Trust. Republicans are poopy.”

Or printed on a rainbow flag, if that is the only allowed text?

Or, hell, printed on MF GOATSE

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What if the donations say “In Allah we Trust”?

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The Satanic Temple needs to make up some new signs to donate.

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“America’s only Christian conservative wireless provider.”

Important as a major service delivering porn to the phones of all them Christian conservatives. /s

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This kind of “feel good” legislation gets dumped on schools far too often. What, exactly, is the actual educational value of this? Now we have vice principals actually wandering halls wondering if this or that location is prominent enough to meet the language in the legislation without setting off the local MAGA deep-thinkers. If I were in charge, I’d hang them on the inside of bathroom stall doors. Another waste of time for another educator. But by gum, they’ve really shown those coastal elites what the real America is all about. I say, God bless the Satanic Temple.

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So the party against indoctrination gonna indoctrinate every chance they get.

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Time to yeet our national motto and leave behind a relic of the 50’s that never should have stood.

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SCOTUS ruled it unconstitutional.

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Hang one over every urinal and on the doors of every stall. They’ll be seen more than any other location.

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Brought to you by Project Blitz, which kind of sounds a bit christofascist.

https://trashpanda-x.github.io/darklantern/#In%20God%20We%20Trust

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An image of Baphomet (perhaps super imposed on the upside down flag) would also be nice, though perhaps actually goes against the tenets of the Satanic Church.

Kindling.

“In Thor We Adore”

“In Venus We Lust”

“In Cthulu P̸h̴’̶n̴g̸l̶u̷i̶ ̶m̶g̶l̵w̴’̷n̴a̸f̸h̷ ̶̤̈́C̵̹̊ṭ̵̬́h̶̪̀͒u̸̦̭̇ļ̶̍̀ͅh̴̘̀̓u̶̝̅ ̵̹̍R̴̖̀͝’̸̮͚̏l̶̫̄y̵͉̐͐ȩ̶͕̎̈ḩ̵̾ ̷̛͙͝w̶̛̦̜͛g̶̟̤̈́ã̸̞ḧ̷̦́’̸̰͕̾n̶͔̦̾̚a̸̝̒g̵̰̖̑͋l̴̢̦͒̃ ̸͌́ͅf̶̧̔̍h̷̼͎̀t̸̓ͅã̷̛̭g̷̬̩̚ǹ̵͙̈.̶̱̼́̔.̶̧̙̀

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