It’s Time For FuzzyFungus’ SCIENCEDROME (at least one poorly formed hypothesis enters, and leaves bloodied but only partially tested!), where N=1 and anecdotes are dressed up in white lab coats because we don’t have time for your fancy ivory-tower elitist ‘data’!
So, yeah, for pure curiosity’s sake, I gave a mouthful of olive oil 15 minutes of serious swishing. Immediately thereafter, my teeth did feel atypically smooth(whether because crud was removed or because biofilms were augmented with delicious lipids, who can say?) except toward the bottoms where the most stubborn crud gradually hardens. No effect on tongue-coating whitish stuff (science term there, kids, copybooks ready!)
I spit the oil into a handy piece of Science Glassware (not living in Texas, I didn’t even need a license!) and allowed it to settle for several hours to try to decrease the degree to which it was just cloudy because of all those oil droplets emulsified in mostly-water like some sort of satanic variant on salad dressing.
The results are below, photographed with ebay’s finest dubious digital imaging hardware:
First, a shot from the top:
My apologies for the poor image quality. Most of the fluid is oil, the particularly white ‘globules’ toward the left-center are primarily water, saliva as I attempted to get the last of the oil out of my mouth.
Here’s a side shot, the Science Container was tilted, allowing fluid to collect against the side, and then righted to see what particulate would remain as the oil flowed back down to the bottom:
Conclusions!
I venture no hypothesis about what, exactly, is being extracted (I’m guessing that it isn’t “Toxins”); but some sort of whitish, fairly gross looking, mouth gunk is definitely showing up in the oil. I presently lack the patience, and possibly the mouth gunk, to test if the same would happen with water, mouthwash, acetone, or session ale. The whitish gunk does look pretty similar to the stuff you sometimes see in saliva, so I’m inclined to suspect that at least some of it isn’t an artifact of the oil (as is the case with those oil/citrus ‘gallbladder cleanse’ things).
So, I don’t think I’m going to skip brushing anytime soon; but some sort of horrid goo apparently forms suspended gunk-structures in the oil. Some sort of hydrophilic vs. lipophilic effect pointing to actual cleaning, or just oil being all viscous and better than water or mouthwash at retaining the gunk? I nobly leave that question as an exercise for the reader.