Don't park your Hyundai or Kia SUV inside or it could burn down the building

Originally published at: Don't park your Hyundai or Kia SUV inside or it could burn down the building | Boing Boing

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Okay, sure, why not.

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wifi and bluetooth enabled, no doubt. smh.

There probably is a sensor that detects if a hitch accessory is attached to the hitch receiver, which in turn adds some assumed length to the vehicle so that the back-up warning sensor knows the vehicle is now slightly longer…or that you haven’t lost your trailer at highway speed. Oops.

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If you park it outside, it gets stolen or the catalytic converter cut off. If you park it inside, your building could burn. The only winning move is not to play.

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… the urge to ‘invest’ in a 1960’s car keeps growing stronger and stronger.

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Plus, you might get a little “Carrington Event” resilience rolled into the deal

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I mean, only if the thief has access to a usb cable.

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That doesn’t look like one of those Chinese-built electric bikes.

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I have this idea for the perfect murder.

Aw fuck - I just ruined it!

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